The Jehovah Witness
An older lady was doing some household chores on a beautiful Sunday morning, when she suddenly heard the doorbell ring.
She opened the door to see a well dressed man standing there who said, “Hello, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness, do you have a moment to discuss the Holy Word?”
The lady was in a good mood and had just put on a pot of coffee, so she invited the man in and sat down with him at the kitchen table.
When she offered him a cup of coffee, she noticed that the man looked a little lost.
She asked, “Now, what would you like to talk about, dear?”
The young man replied with a pale and shocked face,
“Beats the hell out of me, I’ve never gotten this far…”