A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget.
“Wow,” comments the midget.
“Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!”
Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and continues to pee.
Suddenly, the midget pulls up a step ladder right next to the urinal and says,
“Listen, I know this is a rather strange request, but as they’re so admirable, I wonder if I could take a closer look.”
Again the man is rather startled, but sees no real harm in it.
Just then, the midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man’s balls, and says,
“OK, hand me your wallet, I’ll jump off the ladder.”