Little Johnny is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say.
His Mum says “What does a duck say, Johnny?”
He says “Quack quack Mummy.”
His Mum says “Very good Johnny, that’s right.”
She says “What does a dog say?”
He says “Woof woof Mummy.”
She says “Very good.”
She says “What does a cat say?”
He says “Meow meow Mummy.”
She says “Yes that’s right.”
Little Johnny says “Let Daddy have a go.”
His dad says “OK Johnny, what does a cow say?”
The little Johnny looks confused and his Dad says, “Come on Johnny you know what a cow says.”
Little Johnny says “Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you were talking to Uncle John about, that said you couldn’t go to the Stag show with him?”