A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all.
He drives twenty blocks away
from home and drops the
cat there.
The cat is already walking up the
driveway as the man
approaches his house.
The next day, he decides to drop
the cat forty blocks
away, but the same thing
happens.
He keeps on increasing the
number of blocks, but the
cat keeps on coming home before
him.
At last he decides to drive a few
miles away, turn right,
then left, past the bridge, then
right again, and another
right and so on until he reaches
what he thinks is a
perfect spot and drops the cat
there.
Hours later, the man calls his wife
at home and asks her,
“Jen, is the cat there?”
“Yes, why do you ask?” answers the wife.
Frustrated, the man says, “Put that cat on the phone. I’m
lost and I need directions!”